I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? It would turn into a foot.
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.
Why can't you trust stairs? They're always scheming.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, zero atmosphere.
Why don't oysters donate to charity? They're shellfish.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It caught a virus.
I told my wife she should do lunges to stay fit. That would be a big step forward.
What did one wall say to the other? "Let's meet at the corner."
Why did the cops arrest the belt? It was caught holding up some pants.
How come graveyards never get too full? People are dying to get in there.
What made the guy tumble down the well? He just couldn't see that well.
How does a penguin put its house together? It igloos it up.
Why do bees have hair that sticks? They use honeycombs on it.
What did the number zero tell eight? "That's a nice belt you've got!"
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The "P" makes no sound.
What scared six about seven? Seven ate nine.
What's both brown and sticky? A stick, of course.
