What caused the banana to visit the doctor? It had trouble peeling itself.
What's the reason the teacher put on sunglasses? Her students shined too bright.
What sent the clock to the principal's office? It wouldn't stop tocking.
Why aren't graveyards ever packed? People are dying to get in.
What caused the computer to feel chilly? It left its Windows open.
Why don't chickens ever crack jokes? They'd split each other's sides.
How did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.
What kept the calendar so popular? Its many dates.
What made the cow blast off to space? To check out the moooon.
What brought the music teacher to the principal's office? She found herself in treble.
Why don't basketball players take vacations? They can't travel.
What led the cookie to visit the hospital? It felt crumby.
What made the broom late? It swept in.
Why do fish struggle in school? They swim below sea level all the time.
What's the purpose of cows wearing bells? Their horns don't function.
What caused the belt to get arrested? It had an impact on holding up pants.
What's the reason you can't play hide and seek with mountains? They always peak.
What do you call phony spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the stadium heat up? All the fans left.
Why aren't koalas classified as bears? They lack the koalafications.
