What happened when someone stepped on the grape? It didn't do much just let out a small whine.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They lack guts.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet. I can't figure out y.
Want to hear a joke about construction? Hold on, I'm still putting it together.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He stood out in his field.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd break each other up.
How do you set up a space party? You make a plan-et.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? It would turn into a foot.
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.
Why can't you trust stairs? They're always scheming.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, zero atmosphere.
Why don't oysters donate to charity? They're shellfish.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It caught a virus.
I told my wife she should do lunges to stay fit. That would be a big step forward.
What did one wall say to the other? "Let's meet at the corner."
Why did the cops arrest the belt? It was caught holding up some pants.
