Why are graveyards never full? Because people are dying to get in.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one looks for them.
Why don't grave diggers ever feel stressed? Because they bury every problem.
What part of a vegetable is hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
Why don't graveyards need Wi-Fi? Because the connection is already underground.
What sets a snowman apart from a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Why are ghosts always honest? Because you can see right through them.
Why was the cemetery so loud? Because of all the coffin.
Skeletons hate parties. They can't find a dance partner.
I know a joke about depression. It's too sad to share.
Cannibals avoid eating clowns. Their flavor is odd.
My wallet resembles an onion. I tear up when I open it.
Dark humor compares to food. Some people don't understand it.
Grave diggers never climb the career ladder. Their workload buries them.
Zombies steer clear of comedians. Their jokes are terrible.
I began a horror story in braille. My fingers tell me something scary is coming.
Why did the skeleton attend the party by himself? He couldn't find anyone to accompany him.
Why do vampires always look ill? They can't stop coffin.
My therapist thinks I'm obsessed with revenge. We'll find out soon enough.
