Knock knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Do we need to keep knocking? 😬
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? I'm robbing your house so open up! 🏠
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I like peanuts better! 🥜
Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? I love you more than chocolate. 🍫❤️
Knock knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Do you know how wonderful you are, honeydew? 🥰
Knock knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I need to ask you something, but I'll keep it for later. 😎
Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Would you like to be friends? 👟
Knock knock. Who's there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you! ❄️
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce be friends forever. 🥬
Knock knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? A door stands between us, open it! 🚪
Knock knock. Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Be happy, life is short! 🐝
Knock knock. Who's there? Cat. Cat who? Catch me if you can! 🐱
What happened when someone stepped on the grape? It didn't do much just let out a small whine.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They lack guts.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet. I can't figure out y.
Want to hear a joke about construction? Hold on, I'm still putting it together.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He stood out in his field.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd break each other up.
How do you set up a space party? You make a plan-et.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
