Why shouldn't you offer Elsa a balloon? She'll just let it fly away.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I know one joke about chemistry... but I don't think it'll get a reaction.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was too tired.
What do you call a bull that's asleep? A bulldozer.
Why did the picture end up in jail? Because someone framed it.
