Why are ghosts always honest? Because you can see right through them.
Why was the cemetery so loud? Because of all the coffin.
Skeletons hate parties. They can't find a dance partner.
I know a joke about depression. It's too sad to share.
Cannibals avoid eating clowns. Their flavor is odd.
My wallet resembles an onion. I tear up when I open it.
Dark humor compares to food. Some people don't understand it.
Grave diggers never climb the career ladder. Their workload buries them.
Zombies steer clear of comedians. Their jokes are terrible.
I began a horror story in braille. My fingers tell me something scary is coming.
Why did the skeleton attend the party by himself? He couldn't find anyone to accompany him.
Why do vampires always look ill? They can't stop coffin.
My therapist thinks I'm obsessed with revenge. We'll find out soon enough.
Why are ghosts fond of elevators? They give their spirits a boost.
I gave my dog the name "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles each day.
They claim laughter is the best cure... unless you're already dead.
Why do grave diggers love their jobs? They have a deep passion for it.
Why are graveyards such great places? Because you can rest in peace there.
Why don't graveyards need guards? The ghosts keep watch.
