Why do grave diggers make terrible comedians? Their jokes never land.
Why do zombies never get lost? They always trust their gut.
I told my wife to hug her mistakes. She hugged me.
Vampires don't have mirrors. They hate to reflect on themselves.
Which room do skeletons like least? The living room.
Zombies never get stressed. They just rot away.
I asked the undertaker why he looked so beat. He said work is killing him.
Skeletons can't lie well. You can see right through them.
Grave diggers can't keep secrets. They always let things slip six feet under.
Ghosts never run out of money. They always work without pay.
My boss said to have a good day. I left work and went home.
I once dated a girl who dug graves. She was a keeper.
The skeleton skipped dinner. It lacked a stomach.
Teachers and trains differ. Teachers say, "Spit out that gum!" Trains go, "Chew! Chew!"
Zombies win every argument. They have no brains to lose.
Grave diggers hate gossip. They prefer to keep things underground.
My phone's battery outlasts most romantic relationships.
Graveyards tell the best jokes. They're to die for.
I went out with a ghost once. It didn't work out... she disappeared into thin air.
The zombie dumped his girlfriend. She just didn't have the guts for the relationship.
