Why did the chocolate ask the cookie to marry? They were a batch made in heaven.
What love phrase do ghosts prefer? "I boo you!"
Why did the pen fall for the paper? It found the perfect match.
What did the smartphone say to its charger? "I'm useless without you."
Why did the broom show up late for the date? It knocked her off balance.
What did the light bulb tell his girlfriend? "You brighten my world."
Why do calendars struggle in relationships? Their days have limits.
Which fish species is the most romantic? A cuddlefish.
Why did the boy tuck candy beneath his pillow? He wanted to dream about his crush.
What was one volcano's message to another? "I lava you."
Why did two hearts attend school as a pair? They hoped to stay in the same class always.
Parallel lines share so many things… too bad they'll never cross paths.
Why do skeletons avoid fights? They lack the guts.
My boss said to have a good day, so I left for home.
I used to dislike facial hair… but then it grew on me.
What made the math book sad? It contained too many problems.
Why did the bike topple over? It was two-tired.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd make each other crack up.
I'm buddies with all electricians — we share such lively connections.
