Ghosts dislike rain. It makes their spirits damp.
One wall asked another, "Where should we meet?" The other replied, "At the corner."
What led to the scarecrow's award? He stood out in his field.
Why do scientists distrust atoms? They constitute everything.
I asked my dog to solve two minus two... He replied with silence.
Why do eggs steer clear of telling jokes to each other? They might split their sides.
I let my computer know I needed a break... Now it keeps sending me Kit-Kats.
How come your nose can't reach 12 inches? It would turn into a foot.
What's the reason skeletons avoid fights? They lack guts.
Why did the banana go on a date with the apple? It couldn't find a date.
What did the paintbrush tell the canvas? "You color my world."
How are relationships similar to algebra? You look at your X and think about Y.
What did the flower say after going out? "I had a blossoming good time."
Why don't skeletons make good boyfriends? They're too thick-skulled.
What did the traffic light tell the car? "Don't look, I'm switching for you."
Why did the guitar develop feelings for the microphone? They created perfect harmony.
What's a pizza's declaration of love? "You've taken a slice of my heart."
How come the farmer fell for the scarecrow? He stood out in his field.
Why do socks remind us of couples? They always show up in twos.
What did one eye say to the other? "Between us, I smell something."
