Why don't basketball players take vacations? They can't travel.
What led the cookie to visit the hospital? It felt crumby.
What made the broom late? It swept in.
Why do fish struggle in school? They swim below sea level all the time.
What's the purpose of cows wearing bells? Their horns don't function.
What caused the belt to get arrested? It had an impact on holding up pants.
What's the reason you can't play hide and seek with mountains? They always peak.
What do you call phony spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the stadium heat up? All the fans left.
Why aren't koalas classified as bears? They lack the koalafications.
Why did the computer visit the doctor? It caught a bug.
Why can't a leopard conceal itself? Its spots always give it away.
Why did the tomato blush? It noticed the salad dressing.
What did the big flower tell the little flower? "Hey, bud!"
Stairs aren't trustworthy. They always have something up their sleeve.
The left eye told the right eye, "I smell something fishy between us."
Oysters don't give to charity. They're selfish creatures.
A math book felt blue. It contained too many problems.
Parallel lines share so much. Too bad they'll never cross paths.
A bicycle toppled over. It felt too tired.
