Why did the computer visit the doctor? It caught a bug.
Why can't a leopard conceal itself? Its spots always give it away.
Why did the tomato blush? It noticed the salad dressing.
What did the big flower tell the little flower? "Hey, bud!"
Stairs aren't trustworthy. They always have something up their sleeve.
The left eye told the right eye, "I smell something fishy between us."
Oysters don't give to charity. They're selfish creatures.
A math book felt blue. It contained too many problems.
Parallel lines share so much. Too bad they'll never cross paths.
A bicycle toppled over. It felt too tired.
Ghosts dislike rain. It makes their spirits damp.
One wall asked another, "Where should we meet?" The other replied, "At the corner."
What led to the scarecrow's award? He stood out in his field.
Why do scientists distrust atoms? They constitute everything.
I asked my dog to solve two minus two... He replied with silence.
Why do eggs steer clear of telling jokes to each other? They might split their sides.
I let my computer know I needed a break... Now it keeps sending me Kit-Kats.
How come your nose can't reach 12 inches? It would turn into a foot.
What's the reason skeletons avoid fights? They lack guts.
