My buddy's bakery caught fire last night. His business is now nothing but crumbs.
I follow a see-food diet. If I see food, I eat it.
My girlfriend told me to quit acting like a flamingo so I stood my ground.
If you skip paying your exorcist, will evil spirits take over your body again?
A dentist and a manicurist got into a fight... they battled tooth and nail.
I worked as a shoe salesman before, but I couldn't make enough money to cover my expenses.
When you don't buy anything from the calendar factory, your time runs out.
I wrote a song about a tortilla once. It turned out to be more of a wrap.
After my buddy got fired from his bank job, he lost a ton of interest.
The cemetery seems packed... folks must be dying to get a spot.
