Zombies win every argument. They have no brains to lose.
Grave diggers hate gossip. They prefer to keep things underground.
My phone's battery outlasts most romantic relationships.
Graveyards tell the best jokes. They're to die for.
I went out with a ghost once. It didn't work out... she disappeared into thin air.
The zombie dumped his girlfriend. She just didn't have the guts for the relationship.
What's the name for a skeleton who solves crimes? Sherlock Bones.
Grave diggers make great listeners. They keep everything buried deep down.
Why do vampires prefer fast food? They can't bear waiting for steak.
Why don't grave diggers have any friends? Their job ruins every social life.
