How come graveyards never get too full? People are dying to get in there.
What made the guy tumble down the well? He just couldn't see that well.
How does a penguin put its house together? It igloos it up.
Why do bees have hair that sticks? They use honeycombs on it.
What did the number zero tell eight? "That's a nice belt you've got!"
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The "P" makes no sound.
What scared six about seven? Seven ate nine.
What's both brown and sticky? A stick, of course.
Why shouldn't you offer Elsa a balloon? She'll just let it fly away.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I know one joke about chemistry... but I don't think it'll get a reaction.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was too tired.
What do you call a bull that's asleep? A bulldozer.
Why did the picture end up in jail? Because someone framed it.
