Don't mock your partner's decisions... Remember, you're one of them.
A life without love is like a pencil with no point... useless.
I don't have a dad body. I possess a fatherly shape.
I asked my wife about her fancy outfit. She replied she's aiming to look perfect.
Why do scientists distrust atoms now? They create everything, including excuses.
People claim laughter heals best... except when you have the runs.
People claim laughter heals best... except when you have the runs.
My girlfriend complains I don't listen... I think that's what she said.
I told my wife her eyebrows looked too high. She seemed shocked.
My phone's battery outlasts most relationships these days.
