I know many jokes about retirees… but none of them work.
Why can't your nose reach 12 inches long? It would become a foot.
You can't beat a boiled egg for breakfast.
Why did the police arrest the belt? It was holding up a pair of pants.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why did the picture end up in jail? Someone framed it.
Why don't graveyards get too full? People are dying to get in.
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? It's fine, he woke up.
Why did the barber win the race? He took a shortcut.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
I'm on a seafood diet — I see food, and I eat it.
