Why do couples dig elevators? They take their bond to new heights.
What did one magnet tell the other? "You pull me in."
Why are bees the top partners? They always buzz about you.
What did the lad tell the girl who took his heart? "Keep it, you wear it better."
Why did the skeleton pair split up? They lacked the courage to stick together.
What's a lovey-dovey cat called? A purr-fect sweetheart.
Why did the candle go out with the match? It found its ideal flame.
What did the stamp tell the envelope? "I'm stuck on you."
Why did the photo end up in jail? It was framed for stealing her heart.
Why don't scientists believe atoms in love? They make up everything... even promises.
What's the name for two birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
Why did the chocolate ask the cookie to marry? They were a batch made in heaven.
What love phrase do ghosts prefer? "I boo you!"
Why did the pen fall for the paper? It found the perfect match.
What did the smartphone say to its charger? "I'm useless without you."
Why did the broom show up late for the date? It knocked her off balance.
What did the light bulb tell his girlfriend? "You brighten my world."
Why do calendars struggle in relationships? Their days have limits.
Which fish species is the most romantic? A cuddlefish.
Why did the boy tuck candy beneath his pillow? He wanted to dream about his crush.
