Why don't bakers share secrets? Because they might spill them like beans.
Why did the picture end up in jail? Because someone framed it.
What did one wall tell the other? "Let's meet at the corner."
Why did the chicken attend a seance? To communicate with the other side.
Why are crabs so stingy? They're a bit of a shellfish.
What did one plate say to its friend? "The meal's on me."
Why do scientists distrust stairs? They always have something up their sleeve.
What do you name a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
Why did the guy tumble down the well? He just couldn't see that well.
Why don't eggs crack jokes? They'd break each other up.
Why did the computer visit the doctor? It caught a bug.
Why do vampires avoid sunlight? It's not their preferred shade.
Why did the clock seek therapy? It felt like it was running out of time.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.
Why are ghosts always honest? You can see right through them.
Why do bananas apply sunscreen? They peel so easily. (fixed missing word)
Why did the musician carry a ladder? To hit the high notes.
What's orange and talks like a parrot? A carrot.
