Coffee peene ka plan banaya, Cup mein toh sirf cold water tha, Filter se bhaagna tha sapne ka, Par filter hi coffee ke beech bekar tha.
Monday ka dread hai sabko pata, Alarm stop karke fir so jate, Boss ne bhi WhatsApp pe bola, “Office aa le,” par reply delete karte.
Friend ki heroics padh ke boli mummy, “Kya tune padhai bhi ki?” Bola “Precise study karte hai hum, Google pe sab answers milte hi!”
Foodie hu main, pizza mera bhai, Diet ka idea kabhi liya hi nahi, Kal se weight loss ka plan kiya, Par fridge se pyaar hi nibha liya.
Shaadi ka invitation aaya, Card pe sab invitey dance karte, Par RSVP pe maine likh diya, “Sorry yaar, Netflix dance karte.”
Ishq‑waale message ka toh kya kehna, Tere emojis ne hi maar dala, Dil toh waise bhi full on drama, Par 😂 ne sab drama khatam kar dala.
Office mein boss ne bola “Focus,” Laptop pe game chal raha tha, Zoom call pe shirt hai smart, Par bottom mein pyjama hi tha.
Workout join kiya gym mein, Trainer bola “Push‑up kar,” Main sofa se uth ke bola, “Yaar, remote hi push‑up bar!”
Masaledar chat padh ke hasi aaye, Reply ki planning main kho gaya, “Typing…” dikhte hi excite hu, Par tu ne sirf emoji bhej diya.
Raat ko soya tha saaf‑sutra, Subah mirror mein dekha toh fadu, Chehre pe circles bane deep, Lagta kal raat binge‑watch ka jadu.
Mobile ka bill bhi dar gaya, Jab tune piche call back na liya, Kehte hain “Bhai, busy hu,” Par screen pe WhatsApp hi khula liya.
Teri har baat mein sarcasm itna, Lagta tu comedy ka asli champ hai, Jab tu jokes sunata hai yaar, Toh duniya bhi stand‑up ka fan hai.
