Traffic jam mein bhi mood banao, Horn bajao, gaana loud karo, Life hai short yaar, Sab stress Bluetooth se hatao.
Wifi bhi mood down hua, YouTube ne video pause kiya, Work from home ka drama, Kids bhi camera pe pose kiya.
Boss ne bola “Deadline aaj hai,” Actually toh Friday wala tha, Stress ne toh hair grey kiya, Par weekend ne calm kar diya.
Boss ne bola “Deadline aaj hai,” Actually toh Friday wala tha, Stress ne toh hair grey kiya, Par weekend ne calm kar diya.
Date pe flower le gaya, Flower shop bandh mil gayi, “Sorry, hard luck,” bola shopkeeper, Bas smile se date favor hui.
Exam ka paper tricky tha, Answer likhne ka taur alag tha, Blank sheet ne sab confuse kiya, Bas doodling kar detect hua hero.
Party mein posers sab aaye, DJ ne bhi mood off kar diya, Dance floor pe main akela, Phir bhi selfie ne mood on kar diya.
Haircut salon gaya hero, Style kapalpatra ho gaya, Mirror ne fir hiss kiya, “Beta, YouTube chords hi chale aaya.”
Conference call mein hero bana, Background pe wife ne entry ki, Kids bhi dance shuru kar diye, Toh mute pe hero backstage gaya.
Tinder pe swipe kiya, Match mila par conversation dead, “Hey” pe reply “Heyyy,” Fir silence hi party succeed.
Self‑confidence high rakha, Makeup mirror ne taunt kiya, “Mirror pe kya reflection hai?” Bas filter ne sab sanejn kiya.
Rate status ki bajaai, Status hi update hoya, Comment ka plan mein laga life, Par sab ne sirf like kiya.
Film dekhne theatre gaya, Popcorn khali, film hi kharaab, Ticket check kiya toh late hoon, Par refund bhi mission hi saab.
Morning walk ki promise ki, Alarm ne ignore kar diya, Fitbit bhi sad ho gaya, Data sab delete kar diya.
Bank balance dekh ke aansu aaye, ATM bhi chup hi ho gaya, Wallet khali, heart full drama, Shayad salary bhi vacation pe gaya.
Traffic signal pe tha wait, Green light ko selfie bheji, Police ne bola “Idiot tu,” Phone sambhal na sahi se theji.
RSVP pe likha “Maybe,” Phir event miss kiya gaya, Log samjhe polite hu main, Par mood bas ghar pe chillaya gaya.
Exam ke din neend gayi, Syllabus bhi coffee mein gula, Answer sheet pe maine likha, “Sir, mujhe padhai loot gayi bula.”
Road pe dabba truck ne mara, Par helmet safe raha bhai, Dost bole “Tu kitna Naughty,” Main bola “Helmet ne mujhko bachaya hi!”
Selfie kheech ke social pe daala, Filter ne dikhaya hero, Original photos toh delete ho gaye, Bas profile pic ne bacha liya zero.
