My brain has too many tabs open
I’m not great at advice can I interest you in a sarcastic comment
Why fall in love when you can fall into pizza
I don’t need anger management I need people to stop annoying me
I may be wrong but I doubt it
I don’t trip I do random gravity checks
Common sense is like deodorant those who need it most never use it
I’m on a 30-day diet so far I’ve lost 15 days
My bed and I are perfect for each other but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up
I’m not short I’m concentrated awesome
If Monday had a face I would punch it
I’m not lazy I just rest before I get tired
My superpower is making food disappear
I don’t sweat I sparkle under pressure
I’m not late I’m just on my own time zone
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
I don’t trip over things I do random chaos testing
If I won the award for laziness I’d send someone to pick it up for me
I’m multitasking I can listen ignore and forget at the same time
I can resist everything except temptation
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