Good night! If dreams get weird, blame the cheese you had at dinner.
May your snores scare away mosquitoes tonight.
Dream big—but not so big you wake up stressed!
Warning: Snore alert activated! Sleep well, noise machine.
Sleep tight! If you can’t, count sheep. If that fails, count your unpaid bills.
Time to shut down your brain and pretend to be productive tomorrow.
Good night! Let’s hope your dreams make more sense than your decisions today.
Don’t worry, the monsters under the bed are scared of your snoring.
Sleep like a baby… that cries every two hours. Just kidding, rest well!